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It's not my fault im a dick.....

  • Writer: Paul Bochner
    Paul Bochner
  • Dec 15, 2023
  • 1 min read

We can all rest easy now knowing that my tumors are at fault for me being such an ahole.... Ive been telling Dayna for years that I cannot be blamed ;). She really does deserve an award or soemthing for dealing with me...... Buket O Pee came back positive for high levels of Serotonin. This is typically what tumors like mine will sercrete and it sounds like somewhere around 10% of NET patietns will have elevated levels... My range is 7 times higher than it should be 59.4 mg/24 h

[<=8.6 mg/24 h].


Signs and symptoms include agitation, anxiety, restlessness, so on and so on. Oh dont forget about the Big libowski or babinski. whatever the F that means......


Sorry babe....the tumor did it.....


all for now ;).




 
 
 

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Amanda Lapinski Wildman
Amanda Lapinski Wildman
Dec 28, 2023

Ok Paul....we know you got this and you are going to give cancer the biggest run for the money possible, but can I just say....I totally spit out my drink while reading this! 😂 For the record...I'd never classify to you as a D*CK....you just know what you want and work hard to get it....we all love you for that! I'm glad I get to call you a friend and I'm sending all my prayers and love to you and Dayna. PS....keep being a D*CK to cancer....it sucks!

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